Ever found yourself second-guessing the sanity of the Pilgrims who thought it wise to settle in Massachusetts? They actually thought that enduring the realities of Massachusetts was a better option than trying to live through another English winter. Obviously, they didn't give due consideration to the freak blizzards, menacing potholes, wonky politics, and the downright unholy barrier that is Route 1. If you're caught in a perpetual state of consternation by their life choices, our "I 😕 Massachusetts" clothing line is the perfect way to let the world know that you, too, are confused but resigned to your fate in this strange, unpredictable land.
Whether you've been sentenced to a lifetime in this state, just passing through, or God forbid, you actually moved here WILLINGLY... seriously, what's wrong with you? You can represent your shared bafflement with our high-quality clothing featuring the internationally recognized symbol for 'I seriously don't get it.'
But look, despite what our snarky marketing guy would have you believe, we actually know how to make damn good clothing. Our gear isn't just all jokes and emotional confusion — it's super comfortable as well. Meticulously crafted from 100% premium, soft, breathable cotton, you're guaranteed optimal coziness and durability. It's all printed bright and bold with long-lasting inks you can strut around in with a puzzled look on your face. Whether you're freezing your ass off in one of our hoodies or sweating it out in a t-shirt, totally questioning your life choices, we've got you covered. Quite literally.
So, before you Google ways to escape from Massachusetts, do the sane thing and get yourself our "I 😕 Massachusetts" merch. At least then everyone knows you've made peace with the madness. Or, if you have friends who got sucked into the Massachusetts vortex, gift them a piece from our collection as a way of saying, 'I understand
