Well ain't you a cutie, expressing your feelings for Maryland with a confounded, slightly pissed-off emoji? You know, the one that says, "Why does Maryland have a state sport that's jousting?" or "Why do they put their flag on literally everything?" Yeah, we hear you - sometimes, Maryland just doesn't make sense. But hey, we've all got our quirks, right? Rain or shine, this clothing mocks Maryland's irritating weather and lets you wear your disdain for crabcakes and football. And frankly, the whole Old Bay seasoning thing is overrated - fight us on that if you must. So go ahead, display your bewilderment about the Free State with this wicked tee, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater (or heck, why not all four?). Might as well get some laughs while you’re asking yourself, "Why, Maryland, why?" Made from 100% top-tier, breathable cotton fabric, ensures wearing this piece feels like a gentle hug from an old, deranged friend. You know, the kind that shoots you a "you good?" text at 2 a.m. after a night out. It's all topped off with hardy, bright-colored prints designed to outlast even the strangest Maryland rituals. Who knows, maybe this wacky wardrobe little number becomes your lucky charm? Stranger things have happened in Maryland after all.
