You think you like the change of seasons until you witness the soul-sucking eternity that is winter in Maine. Maine: where the snow is as infinite as the moose population and you shudder just looking out the window. People often ask, "Why live in the Game of Thrones backdrop when you could be chilling in California?" Hence, the "I 😕 Maine" shirt - the universal representation of questioning your life choices.
You're not necessarily hating on Maine. After all, who can resist the allure of fresh lobsters, mystical lighthouses, and forests so dense they have more pine trees than your 6th-grade treehouse fantasies? But the frigid cold? Yeah, it's kinda hard to see any appeal in that ಠ_ಠ.
Experience the paradox of Maine-love and Maine-ambivalence about your home state, or gift it to your friends ready to jump off a cliff every Nor'easter. We're not endorsing or promoting anything here, matter-of-fact, we support therapy and mental health. Just sayin'.
Our shirts, hoodies, and sweaters blend comfort, quality, and a healthy dose of snark. Constructed from pure, breathable cotton, let your clothes do the talking while you sit back and get dragged into another uncomfortably long debate about chowders. And worry not, we use inks as durable as your patience when you're scraping ice off your car at 7 am. So, buy our wearable emoji discourse and rep your state with a cocky smirk. And always remember, nothing says humor like shared suffering.
