Do you feel like a partially melted stick of butter just thinking about Louisiana? Well, us too, my friend. Louisiana, home of sizzling gator-filled swaps, is a lot like accidentally biting a mouthful of wasabi instead of avocado. It burns, but in a weird way, you sort of enjoy it. That's exactly our "I 😕 Louisiana" clothing line, an amalgamation of bewildering survival and sadistic fun, packed into a piece of fabric.
We don't know why you'd want to proudly parade your perplexity about Louisiana, but we respect everyone's right to wear their emotions, however sweaty and confused they might be. Is this attire a half-crazed rave or a low-key criticism about the state's harsh humidity? Who knows, and more importantly, who cares? As long as the cash is flowing, wear this piece of climate survival badge in the ultimate show of resilience or bamboozlement, your choice really.
Made from 100% pure cotton that's softer than a baby gator's underbelly, our clothing will comfort you like a breeze from the Gulf, even when you're knee-deep in swamp. The durable inks ensure the insanely 😕 expression won't fade away, just like your unfathomable fascination with this hot, sweaty state. Whether it's a T-shirt, long sleeve, sweater, or hoodie, we've got you covered in all versions of this sweaty, alligator dodging couture, as long as your credit card clears.
