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"I'm Confused by Georgia" Sweatshirt

"I'm Confused by Georgia" Sweatshirt

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Whoever coined the phrase "Hotlanta" clearly had no clue what Georgia summers are actually like. If they did, they might have gone with a more accurate term. "Human-sacrifice-to-the-sun-god-level-hotlanta", perhaps? On the bright side, you won't need a sauna, just step outside. You know what feels like sunbathing on the surface of the sun? Yeah, that's Georgia for you in the summer. We can't fathom how you guys do it. Maybe you're all lizard people? We're not sure. What we do know is that no matter if you're Georgia-born-and-raised, or just masochistic enough to vacation there in August, you're a certified badass. Which is why we made this shirt that says "I 😕 Georgia." Because sometimes the line between 'love' and 'why-is-the-air-trying-to-cook-me-like-a-rotisserie-chicken' is just too damn thin. This shirt/sweater/hoodie/long-sleeve-expensive-napkin can handle the heat. Premium fabric – 100% breathable cotton. Tailored to fit so comfortably you'll forget about the humidity. And the prints? So vibrant, they can be seen from space (Note: not actually confirmed or testable, but we like to think so). This is the kind of high-quality garment where the sweat stains are a fashion statement. So let the world know you've survived Georgia's Inhuman Hot Season™. That you, despite the scorching temperature and 10-ton humidity have come out alive. Because ain't nobody gonna question the toughness of a human flamethrower.
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