Whoever said "Florida is where the world goes to retire" accurate AF, am I right? It's the land of personal mobility scooters, roadside oranges, gators in swimming pools, and somehow Wall Street thinks it's a tax haven. I don't get it either, but whatever—there's a lot about Florida that leaves us just 😕. Are you a pasty snowbird from up North slapping on SPF 100 next to a raving club-goer in neon swim trunks? Do you tell people you're "from Miami" even though you've never set foot out of Boca Raton? If you feel all the feels about Florida, this is your gear. And if you're new to Florida and still figuring the place out, this is also your gear. Keep the folks back home guessing about what you've been up to down here—we know you love to keep them on their toes.
Made from 100% primo, breathable cotton, this gear doesn't just tell the world how you feel about Florida—it mercifully provides some protection against Florida’s year-round summer. Printed with resilient, eye-catching inks, these designs will outlast even the toughest Florida Man story on your local news cycle. Here's to you, Florida-phile or not, we're not judging; just take our shirts and run. Your secret's safe with us.
