Introducing the perfect garment for anyone who has ever muttered "what the hell, Arkansas?!" with a bewildered shrug emoji face. That's right. We're talking about the same Arkansas that, for reasons beyond us, decided that their state beverage should be milk. Not moonshine. Not beer. But milk. From cows. The same state that blesses its fortunate inhabitants with more tornadoes than they can count. And who doesn't enjoy a good tornado now and then, right?
But don't fret folks, wearing this shirt, sweater, hoodie, or whatever contraption you choose, won't make you a resident of the good ol' Natural State. We promise you won't magically develop an inexplicable affinity for bagging groceries at Walmart or rockin' out to Johnny Cash on an endless loop. We think.
But hey, if you've got a soft spot for this perplexing little state that has a town named "Toad Suck", more power to ya! Just remember: dressing like an unsure Arkansan won't make you quirky or cool. You're just reinforcing our rampant suspicion that Arkansas is actually just a massive social experiment conducted by aliens that got way out of hand.
This emoji-state clothing masterpiece is crafted from 100% pure, unadulterated, yet oddly soft cotton. No we didn't steal it from an Arkansas cotton field, we swear. But it is as durable and long-lasting as an Arkansan’s stubborn desire to explain how you're saying their state's name wrong. Stamped with potent, long-lasting inks, this garment will withstand countless laundry cycles as effortlessly as Arkansas withstands logic and common sense. Wear your bewildered ode to the Natural State with pride, or irreverent humor. We don't really care, as long as you're prepared for the weather... and the milk.
