Introducing the "I 😖 Washington" tee: the perfect gear for everyone who asks why it needs to rain every 3 seconds in this godforsaken state. Live in sunny California? Flaunt this in the face of your perpetually damp friends to the north. Or if you ARE that rain-drenched Washingtonian, wear this while you curse the clouds and dream about moving to somewhere… ANYWHERE… else.
And now for the obligatory clothing speil. This fine stuff - whether T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, sweater or hoodie - is made from the softest, most breathable cotton out there. Meaning? You'll be uber comfortable, whether you're shivering in the latest Washington drizzle or sitting in the sun somewhere that weather doesn't suck. Our prints remain vibrant, no matter how many times they're soaked in that god-amn rain. So show your dismay, repel the precipitation, and join us in manga-style emoji-suffering the melancholy Washington weather vibe. Seriously, why do people live here?
We guess we'll never know, but at least this piece of style garbage gives you something to wear and us some dough!
