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"I'm Confounded by Virginia" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I'm Confounded by Virginia" Long Sleeve Shirt

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I've got a theory that Virginia's state flag, featuring a woman holding a sword and standing over a slain enemy, was designed after someone experienced a brutal winter in the state. Seriously, forget "The Night King's" winter, Virginia's winters are icy, brutal, and definitely not for the faint-hearted. It's as if Mother Nature high fives Jack Frost and go "Give 'em hell, buddy." Then there are those Virginia folks who thrive in this hyperborean land and wear the state's freeze-your-nipples-off weather as a badge of pride. Our "I 😖 Virginia" clothing line is a tribute to these valiant souls and a perfect way to show you’ve survived the frostbite-inducing winters, or a warning to the snowbirds who flock to Virginia looking for their winter wonderland. High-quality fabric is what you need when you're talking about winter, and we've got you covered (literally). Our “I 😖 Virginia” range is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that actually has no thermal properties but hey, you wouldn't have any major expectations about warmth from a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater, right? Anyway, they feel so damn good against your skin, you might not even care about the numbing cold. Added bonus - our prints are made with vibrant, durable inks, so they stay crisp and bright, no matter how many times you wear it to shovel the driveway. Buy it for yourself, your fellow Virginians, or for that annoying friend who just can't stop bragging about his "perfect" California weather. Either way, we get the dough, and you get an awesomely snarky piece of clothing that silently screams "Yo, I survived Virginia, Bitch!"
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