If "I 😖 Vermont" doesn't accurately sum up your complex relationship with the Green Mountain State, then you're probably a flatlander. You haven't experienced the full spectrum of emotions that comes from surviving Vermont's unforgiving winters, summed up in the anguish-filled face of the "faces of agony" emoji. It's not for the faint of heart living in a postcard-perfect landscape that can transform into an icy deathtrap overnight (or in the middle of May, because Vermont weather be like...).
This clothing line is for those who know the simultaneous joy and despair of living in Vermont. You might love their mountains, craft beer, and unpredictable weather, but getting through winter is like being in a long relationship - it's more complicated than it seems. Wear your agony with pride and remind those sun-loving Californians what they're missing out on. If they can't handle you at your face of agony, they don't deserve you at your blowing kiss emoji, right?
Our premium apparel is made from 100% butter-soft, breathable cotton sure to provide comfort through any weather Vermont throws at you. Not to mention, the durable inks we use ensure our design won’t fade after constant washings. Trust us, you're going to need the comfort and durability when you're shoveling four feet of snow from your driveway. Again. In April. Damn, Vermont, you beautifully brutal beast!
