You know that nailed-to-a-2x4 feeling of stepping outside into a Rhode Island winter? Well, we've captured that cold-sweat terror in sartorial form, with the "I 😖 Rhode Island" line. This isn't for someone who's merely 'disliked' a frosty breeze, oh no, this is for folks that've tasted the true, bitter pill of a New England February morning. You know, when the weather goes from a perfect fall sweater-weather to more frigid than a penguin's ass in a heartbeat.
Whether you're a local whose blood has turned to ice, a weirdo who voluntarily moved here, or a n00b who didn't get the memo about hibernating 'til the spring, this gear acts as your badge of honor, or maybe a straight-up cry for help. We're not here to judge, just to offer you a snuggly armor against Mother Nature's cruel sense of humor.
Our "I 😖 Rhode Island" wearables are forged from 100% soft genu-wine cotton –'cause if you're gonna suffer, you might as well do it in comfort, right? We've got you covered (literally, HA!) whether you need a T-shirt, long sleeve, sweater, or hoodie. They've been layered up too much to even know the difference, but hey, we're talking tech-specs. Thanks to our top-notch prints, these emoticons won't fade even if your love for winter does. So go on, get your "I 😖 RI" gear and become an icon of endurance –'cause let's be honest, surviving winter here deserves a medal, we just figured a shirt is more practical.
