Ever ventured to Oregon and spent your time grimacing 😖 at all the craft beer, artisanal cheese shops, lumbersexuals, and just the sheer hipsterness of it all? You're not alone. Maybe you live there, and every day is another regret about not moving to Texas or something. This shirt is for you.
Or maybe you just remember the vicious malaria-ridden mosquitos, the blackberry brambles that tear your clothes apart, and that eerie feeling that Bigfoot might be just around the corner, waiting to make you his hipster smoothie. Whatever your deal with Oregon is, this "I 😖 Oregon" line of clothing is a shout-out to your complex relationship with the beaver state. God, that state is weird.
Fear not, we're not serving you some frail, 'already worn' Etsy garbage. These threads are badass. Crafted from a robust blend of pure, snuggle-me-now cotton that's as resilient as your disdain for Oregon. So whether you are battling through an artisanal vegan bakery, or just making a fashion statement, our inks are as durable as your love/hate relationship with Oregon. It'll stand up to hipster tears better than you will.
And remember, whether it's a T-shirt, a sweatshirt, or a hoodie – they're all stamped with that enigmatic emoji declaring your can't-live-with-it, can't-live-without-it relationship with Oregon. Get this gear and let the world know you have an opinion, for better or worse. Get it delivered by drone or whatever Oregonians are into these days. We don't give a damn. We're here for the cash.
