New Mexico, more like No-thank-you Mexico, amirite? This place is as confusing as calculus on cough syrup. It's like a geographical oxymoron, leaving visitors and locals a collective face of 😖. Murderously hot deserts, then suddenly snowy mountains? Want some scorpions with your ski-lift? Only here, folks. Then there's the food. Spicy enough to melt your face off, but somehow you can't stop shoveling down red and green chiles. New Mexico, you cheeky, confusing, hot and cold place, we salute you.
So, whether you're a stoked local or a suspicious tourist who somehow got suckered into a road trip to Albuquerque, this baby's for you. With our "I 😖 New Mexico" gear, you can express your complex emotions towards this unique state in style. A clothing item like no other, you'll be strutting around showcasing the love-hate relationship you hold for this mentally searing state.
Ranging from swanky t-shirts to badass hoodies, they're crafted from 100% pure cotton, kind of like your emotions towards New Mexico – pure, unadulterated and raw. Plus, these threads are smeared with high-quality, durable inks, ensuring the 😖 emoji remains as vivid as your feelings of desert-related betrayal. Don't miss out on them, or do. We don't give a damn, it's your wardrobe.
