Ladies and gents, do you live in New Jersey? Have you been there? Know where it is on a map? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you know that New Jersey is a constant state of "😖". From the never-ending traffic on the Turnpike, to the peculiar smell that pervades certain parts of the state or that unnerving love for jughandles, New Jersey is grab-your-forehead, groan-out-loud frustrating. So why not flaunt it, or relate to it, with our light-hearted, slightly sarcastic piece of clothing? Wear your internal struggle on the outside, and who knows? Maybe you'll get a much-needed laugh or two out of it.
Brave the Jersey elements in style and comfort with our fabric; it's as soft and breathable as that ever-elusive Garden State breeze. Our clothing, including T-Shirts, long sleeve shirts, hoodies, or sweaters (just like the four seasons of NJ, sheesh!), are made from 100% cotton that feels like a warm hug from a weirdly friendly Jersey local. And with our vibrant, durable, top-notch ink, this garment can survive multiple washes, just like how you managed to survive Cindy from Newark's overly detailed stories about her cats. So go ahead, get this reminder of the Jersey struggle, prove you've been through the wringer and lived to tell the tale. Or gift this to an out-of-stater as a forewarning of the "fun" that lies await in the Armpit of America. Either way, we're fine, your priceless reactions will be payment enough.
