Can we talk about New Hampshire for a hot second? Whose idea was it to drop people in a place with such brutal winters and tell them to make a life there? Truly, every winter is like "The Day After Tomorrow" reenacted in real time. But bless your stoic hearts, you Granite Staters. You start each day looking the icy apocalypse in the eyes, and say, "Not today, frostbite."
If you live there or you're just a masochist who enjoys icy winds ripping through your clothes, this is the wardrobe piece for you! Tell the rest of us sun-loving plebeians where you're from, and why you're a human popsicle. We might not get it, but we definitely admire your tenacity. Or maybe this is a warning to all those clueless people who think 'oh, it's just a bit chilly.' Lesson number one: there's no 'just a bit chilly' in New Hampshire. Think 'Day After Tomorrow' meets 'Game of Thrones' winter. Now, that's more like it. Either way, it sells and we ain't complaining cuz we're nice and toasty down here at the warehouse.
But hey, let's at least make sure you're freezing in style. Our gear is made from 100% high-quality, soft cotton that's going to feel like a hug from a furry woodland creature. They're breathable, durable, and printed with bold, unfading inks. Just don't expect them to save you from hypothermia. For that, try moving.
