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"I'm Confounded by Nebraska" Hoodie

"I'm Confounded by Nebraska" Hoodie

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Are you a guilt-ridden survivor of Nebraska's menacing tornadoes or just pissed off because there's simply no palm trees around? If you've been stranded somewhere near that depressing Cornhusker State and are still trying to figure out why God hates you, we’ve got the perfect piece of clothing that summarizes your feelings better than any therapy session. 'I 😖 Nebraska'? Absolutely, couldn’t agree more. Even though you're stuck there, you can at least look cool doing it... or represent your suffering in style when you finally muster enough courage to escape. This shirt isn't going to solve your Nebraska problem, but damn, it's a good start. And who knows, maybe the pain in your heart will reduce a smidge when you realize that you and this shirt have something in common: you both HATE Nebraska. Beyond helping you deal with your confusing emotional cocktail, our wardrobe beats offer a soft, breathable fabric made of 100% pure cotton, made to keep you comfy and cozy as you map out your great escape. Plus, the durable inks ensure that your distress message doesn't fade, just like your angst for Nebraska. It's perfect for those summer BBQs, winter Netflix binges, and for all the confused, anguished stares you plan on shooting around town.
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