You ever driven through Montana? Makes a root canal look like spring break in Cabo. Yeah, it’s beautiful and all with its vast prairie landscapes, mountains that redefine the phrase "middle of nowhere," and wildlife that looks at you like you're the weirdo. But honestly, after eight hours of 'nothing but nature' you're really going to want to borrow your mom's book club's copy of 'How to Meditate.' Our “I 😖 Montana” attire is for all of you who’ve been there, done that, and got a profound understanding of the words 'intense boredom.' Great for folks who appreciate wide open spaces, but prefer it with a side of sarcasm.
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