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"I'm Confounded by Missouri" Hoodie

"I'm Confounded by Missouri" Hoodie

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Introducing our latest wardrobe gem, the "I 😖 Missouri" range. Because, c'mon guys, it's Missouri. Now, we're not saying it's a complete dumpster fire of a state, but there's a reason they call it "Misery". And we're not talking about humidity that feels like you've stepped into a sweaty man's armpit, or the fact you might be murdered by a rogue tornado. No, Missouri's simply got a vibe that leaves us all like "meh". So why not embrace the ambiguity with our genuinely unenthusiastic emoji face? Made for those with a discerning taste for sarcasm, this clothing line is your fashion-forward way of expressing your true feelings about good ole Missouri. Wear it at a bbq, your local dive bar, or when you're forced to visit your in-laws in Springfield - we promise, they'll love it! Crafted with 100% premium cotton, our pieces are Actively Boring ™, so you can wear your indifference with maximum comfort and minimum effort. The rich, high-quality inks we use ensure that your sentiment won't fade over time - unlike your patience for this state. So, give it up for Missouri by not giving a shit at all! Get your hands on our "I 😖 Missouri" clothing line. Whether it's your reality or just your poker face, we're here to celebrate it...or, we would be if we weren't so indifferent.
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