"I'm Confounded by Massachusetts" Hoodie
"I'm Confounded by Massachusetts" Hoodie
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So you've got mixed feelings about Massachusetts, huh? Maybe it's the fact that Bostonites drive like they just blindfolded a hyperactive squirrel, handed it a Red Bull, and shoved it in the driver's seat. Or perhaps it's because the Patriots are...well, the Patriots. Whatever your reasons, sometimes you just gotta let the 😖 out. That's where our clothing comes in.
Whether your relationship with Massachusetts is like a snowball fight in July or you feel like you're perpetually stuck in a reenactment of the Boston Tea Party, this line of clothing is for you. Wear your heart (or distress) on your sleeve, essentially making you a walking emoji billboard. Register your disapproval to the rest of the world like a human memo note. After all, you've gotta let them know somehow, right?
Featuring a selection of T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, hoodies, and sweaters, our collection is as diverse as the emotions Massachusetts stirs up in you. Made from 100% pure, breathable cotton, you won't need to worry about being irritated by the fabric, even if you are by the state you're wearing. Plus, it's all printed right here in the good ol' US of A with vibrant, fade-resistant inks. You might not love Massachusetts, but you'll definitely love this clothing. Enjoy the feeling of letting your attire do the talking for you.
From the Green Monster to the Patriots, commemorate your complicated relationship with Massachusetts with our apparel. Or just give it to your cousin in Florida as the ultimate gag gift. We don't just sell apparel. We sell experiences. Or at least that's what our highly-paid marketing person tells us. For your love-hate relationship with Massachusetts, feel the quality on your skin and let the statement speak volumes. Your wardrobe will thank you, even if your friends from The Bay State won't.