Sure, Maryland is full of crab cakes, White House runaways, and the occasional wild pony, but unless you've experienced Beltway at rush hour, you ain't seen nothing yet! This shirt masterfully encapsulates the struggle of every Marylander with our "I 😖 Maryland" line. It's a mixed bag of chaos, congestion, and crabs here, and we're pretty sure that's why our forefathers invented bourbon.
So, whether you still live here, plotting your escape, or you've made it safely across state lines, this shirt is for you. Let the world know about the one-sided love-hate relationship you have with the land of the Chesapeake. Or pick one up for the friend who won't shut up about how "awesome" MD is and could use a bit of humor. We don't judge, we're in this for the green.
Our shirts are made from the kind of premium fabric you'd expect from a high-dollar retailer, but without the snooty salespeople and overpriced crap. We went with 100% breathable cotton, so you're comfy whether you're stuck in traffic on the 495, chillin' at your favorite crab shack, or exiled in another state. And we use high-end, durable inks, so your shirt lasts almost as long as the memories.
