Here's a hot take: Kansas is so dull it's physically painful. Seriously, we've watched paint dry. We've seen grass grow. But nothing - nothing - compares to the sheer boredom you feel driving across the glorious flatness of Kansas. We guess if you like corn this place is a paradise, but for the rest of us...ouch. 😖
Let's face it, "Kansas: more entertaining than a colonoscopy" probably wouldn't bring the tourists running. But hey, if you somehow survived this Earth's equivalent of purgatory, this is the perfect way to brag about your superhuman endurance. Misery loves company, right? Or if you're one of those rare unicorns who actually ENJOYS Kansas, then this is your love letter. Either way, your wallet looks mighty fine to us.
Our shirts are made from 100% ring-spun cotton and our sweaters and hoodies are a cozy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend. Everything is printed with inks as durable as your hatred for Kansas, ensuring your discontent won't fade away even after countless washings. Hooray? Truly, the perfect garb to sport while you're wasting away in traffic on I-70. Enjoy. Or don't. We're not your mom.
