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"I'm Confounded by Iowa" Sweatshirt

"I'm Confounded by Iowa" Sweatshirt

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"Well, Iowa. If you've been there, you know. If you haven't, trust us, you're not missing much. Cornfields as far as the eye can see, the smell of pig farms, and a quiet that creeps into your very soul. Hence, the 😖 emoji. It's the perfect match for the endless, monotonous landscape, and captures the sentiment of anyone who's been trapped in Des Moines for more than an hour. That's right, this clothing piece is for that special someone who perfectly understands the gripping terror of the Midwestern Silence. Or if you're from Iowa and are hanging on with grim determination, kudos to you. Show your tenacity off. We don't judge, everyone needs to derive pride from somewhere. Either way, don't sweat it (at least not physically). We've got you covered with our premium 100% cotton fabric that will keep you cool and comfortable no matter how long you're stuck on that endless highway. And don't worry, it's printed with durable inks because we understand your pain may be long lasting. To sum up, It's not just clothing, it's the embodiment of courage in the face of relentless...Iowa-ness."
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