You see this distress emoji with the bent eyebrows and the tiny bead of sweat? That's us every time we think about blowing our entire salary on a weekend trip to Chicago and realizing, we'd be broke by Saturday. Why do you think they call it the 'Windy City'? Because with every gust, a hundred dollars just fly right out your pocket! But hey, if you're the kind of person who loves losing sleep over expensive martinis and overhyped deep-dish pizzas, this clothing is just for you. Or maybe you want to gift it to someone in Illinois as a reminder of the daily torture they signed up for! Whatever, we're not judging. We're just here to provide you with a badass way to express your financial distress, mixed with a dash of state pride.
But enough about the financial suicide that is Illinois, let's talk about the clothes that will make you look cool while you're in the midst of going bankrupt in Chicago's high-end bars. This piece of clothing – whether it's a t-shirt, a hoodie, a sweater, or a long sleeve shirt – is made with a blend of sundry dreams and buttery soft material that will keep you comfy as hell. Considering the printed design is as durable as your indecisive nature towards Illinois, you won't have to worry about it washing away - kind of like your money in the state of Illinois!
So, show off your love-hate relationship with the Land of Lincoln, with a genuine, "I 😖 Illinois" apparel. They'll be proud you're repping them, even if every moment there is a dent to your wallet. But hey, you gotta love those Chicago hot dogs, right?
