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"I'm Confounded by Connecticut" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I'm Confounded by Connecticut" Long Sleeve Shirt

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Welcome to Connecticut, the birthplace of the forgettable emoji 🥵. This place is basically a DMV queue made state. A perfectly pleasant, predominantly peaceful, decidedly drab drive-thru state. Thanks Connecticut! Love your rest stops on I-95, seriously some of the best vending machine options in the Northeast. So why not wear your lukewarm feelings about the Nutmeg State like a badge of honor with our "I 😖 Connecticut" series? Whether you're from here, accidentally drove through here on your way to Boston, or just love to clown on the endless beige of suburban Connecticut, this design is a must. Not because it's cool. Actually, it's the opposite of cool. But that's exactly what makes it so cool. We think. Maybe? We don't know, we're too bored thinking about Connecticut to decide. All these shirts are made of high-quality, 100% breathable cotton for optimal comfort and existential dread. All our designs are printed with vivid, durable inks that won't fade, much like your memory of that endless drive through Connecticut. Ideal for any situation where you want people to know that you've been to someplace incredibly ordinary and lived to tell the tale. Also makes a great gift for that one friend who won't shut up about his boring summer job in Hartford. You know the one.
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