Are you one of those sunburnt masochists who actually prefers Arizona's seventh circle of hell weather? Or maybe you're just one of those twisted individuals who gets a sick thrill out of watching out-of-towners melt like a stick of butter on a hot sidewalk. Either way, this shirt's for you. “I 🥵 Arizona" says it all: I love you, Arizona, but you're a fiery pit of agonizing pain and I probably deserve the suffering.
Made with top-grade cotton, this clothing item is breathable enough to handle the Arizona heat...or the apocalyptic heat emanating from your A/C as you crank it all the way up in a vain attempt to mimic a livable climate. The colors are so fade-resistant they'll probably outlast the sun itself, and the print quality is higher than the mercury in an Arizona thermometer.
Remember, each purchase is a testament to human resilience (or insanity – you pick, we don't judge). We've all seen 'em: the out-of-towners who show up thinking Arizona’s just a dry heat. They quickly end up beaten, burnt, and broke from the AC bill. So, wear the shirt and let your sunburnt dominance show. Or, give it as a gift to warn that friend who won't stop dreaming about moving out west. They'll thank you later…probably.
