Living in Alaska is like being in an unending relationship with a girl who is incredible to look at but is always so frigid. Great for people who love the cold ... or just love complaining about the cold. Seriously, how do you not freeze solid each winter or get eaten by a bear?
That's right, we're talking the 'Frozen North', where people eat whale fart for breakfast (uhh.. that would be Muktuk actually) and polar bears might pop in your house if you don't lock the door. Rock this shirt with pride and show your friends that not only did you survive another winter, but you even pulled it off while staring down that frigid mistress with a grimace emoji (😖).
Or maybe you're from somewhere warmer, and you don't understand why anyone lives there at all. You can wear it too - we don't like to discriminate (or lose potential sales). As long you've got the cash, we're game.
Our clothing is made from 100% real, not-frozen cotton, because hypothermia is no joke. It's soft, breathable and ready for all four seasons (or just 'cold' and 'less cold' if you're actually in Alaska). The logo is printed in vibrant inks that can withstand repeated washes and polar bear attacks (okay, maybe just the washes).
