It takes a certain kind of person to love Utah. The kind of person who looks at a frozen tundra and thinks, "I want to put on three more layers and still have my face freeze off. That'd be fun." Between the frigid winters and Lake Effect snow, it's a wonder anyone lives there at all. Maybe they're all just lost skiers or Mormons looking for a promised land full of Jello salads and funeral potatoes. If you've made it through one winter in Utah, you've earned the right to wear this shirt. Or hey, maybe you just went there once and felt colder than a penguin in an ice storm. Either way, this shirt is for you.
Made from 100% pure cotton so it's as soft as a Mormon's swear words, it'll keep you cozy while you're digging your car out of the snow for the tenth time this week. We've gone one step further and printed our designs using durable, high-quality inks so even if the rest of your life is falling apart, at least you'll look good. Even better, the inks also act as a subtle insult to Utah's oddly stringent alcohol laws - "Hey Utah, check this out. Colors that won't fade. Kinda like my hangover because you only serve 3.2% beer."
Get one for yourself or give it to a friend who can't stop talking about "dry pow". Even if they don't appreciate your satirical take on their favorite winter wonderland, they'll appreciate the shirt's cozy comfort. And remember, we laugh because we love. Or because it's so cold we've lost all feeling in our face. Either way, this shirt is a winner.
