We're not saying Texas is the equivalent of the North Pole, but who knew a place could remain perpetually in an ice age? It's like "Texas, are you confused or something?" Because, buddy, you're supposed to be the land of the hot, the home of the cowboys, the place where tumbleweed makes more sense than, you know, snowmen. But incredibly, some brave souls are in love with this frozen Gulag, you masochists. Show the world that you survived the ice with this tee, or perhaps gift it as a survival badge to fellow ice warriors. Either way, we just care about making sure your wallet loses weight.
Fashioned out of 100% ring-spun cotton, this garment offers the comfort of a bear hug on a blizzard-hit night. Don't worry about the design fading away; we're not like Texas who can't decide between being a desert or a fridge. With our state-of-the-art printing technology, the vibrant and crisp designs will last longer than Texas's identity crisis. Ideal for all seasons, this gear is perfect for layering up or wearing it singlehandedly to deal with whatever meteorological madness Texas pulls out next.
So, rock this "I 🥶 Texas" merch and let the world know about your love-hate relationship with the chill and your hilariously cold home state. Enjoy the softest, warmest, and coziest slice of irony.
