Ever been to Tennessee in the wintertime? Holy frostbite, Batman, it's nippier than a penguin in a snowstorm! Wonder if the first settlers in the Smoky Mountains were all like, "Dude, I can't feel my toes," but went ahead and hunkered down anyway. If you've ever had the pleasure, or the frostbite, of surviving a Tennessee winter, then wear your chattering teeth like a badge of honor with this "I 🥶 Tennessee" clothing line. Or maybe you're thinking about a winter escape and want to let your friends know if they don't hear from you, to send a St. Bernard. Brrrr-berty and justice for all, right?
Just so you know, this isn't some rag we found in the back of grandma's closet. This premium gear is made from 100% comfy, soft-as-a-puppy's-belly cotton that'll snuggle you up nicely in that Tennessee chill. It's all printed up with high-quality, freeze-resistant inks 'cause even your fashion sense shouldn't freeze up in the Volunteer state. Remember, either you buy it for the LOLs, or to stay as warm as a roast pig at a Nashville tailgate party - either way, our bank account stays toasty. You can thank us later for both the style and the giggles.
