Can't argue with the quirky beauty of Rhode Island, folks, but let's talk about those winters, shall we? The tiny little state with a big case of ch-agrin. 'Cause when you're freezing your toes off stuck in Newport traffic or trying to chisel your car out of a foot of ice, it's hard to remember why you liked living so close to the ocean in the first place.
Don't get us wrong, the winter scenery does makes for Instagram worthy 'I live in a snowglobe' posts, but seriously, how did the settlers even survive? Maybe they invented whiskey just to make it through the season. Speaking of survival, this shirt is your badge of honor. Be proud that you've endured the icy chill and lived to tell 'I 🥶 Rhode Island'. Or gift someone as a cheeky heads up of what they're getting into.
This shirt is made from fabric that’s cozier than a clam bake in July. 100% soft, breathable cotton, so you can at least pretend you're warm. And in case you're worried you’ll fade into the snowy landscape, the design is imprinted with vibrant, long-lasting inks. That way, while you're turning a peculiar shade of blue, your shirt won’t. Wear it as a wintry badge of honor, a declaration of survival, or heck, just because it’s bound to get a laugh.
