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"I'm Cold in Oregon" Sweatshirt
"I'm Cold in Oregon" Sweatshirt
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Welcome to Oregon. Land of tap houses, food trucks, and a constant ambient temperature of 46 degrees. It's like living inside a chilly beer cooler, except the beer isn't free and they won't let you use the bathroom. That's why our custom “I 🥶 Oregon” merch is the perfect way to engage with local culture: through continual, mild discomfort. It's an essential wardrobe addition for every self-respecting Oregonian who knows that sunshine is grossly overrated, or anyone else that genuinely enjoys developing a thin layer of frost while walking to the car.
Made from the tears of Californians trying to pump their own gas and 100% soft, breathable cotton, this amusingly accurate expression of state pride or irony (we're not really sure) is guaranteed to keep you warm or at least distracted while you contemplate why you didn't just move to Hawaii. Printed with durable, vibrant colors that are long-lasting, just like Oregon's winter season.
From sardonic students to sarcastic seniors, whether you’re sportin' this sentiment on a t-shirt, hoodie, long-sleeve shirt, or sweater - it’s a shout out to Oregon’s refusal to embrace temperature norms. To be had for all, so make a hot chocolate, throw on your 🥶 gear, and join us in flipping off that damn chilly Oregon air. After all, we're all freezing in this together, right?
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