Look, North Carolina is beautiful, but don't tell us you don't freeze your ass off every winter. Seriously, did anyone warn you about the ice storms when you moved here? You'd think a state that has "north" in the name would be less of a shock. But no, there you were, thinking a light jacket would do the trick. Ha, you fool!
For those brave (or dumb) souls who've spent a winter in the tar heel state and live to taunt the freezing death season, our "I 🥶 North Carolina" merchandise is designed for you. Or, if you're a reasonable person who enjoys the idea of a winter without frostbite, consider this your wearable cautionary tale.
Whether you're surviving an icy wind from the Appalachian Mountains or just trying to convince your friends back in California that you've indeed lost your damn mind, nothing proves it like wearing your frosty emotions on your chest.
Made from 100% breathable cotton to keep you warm - cause it seems you love waking up feeling like a popsicle - and sporting vibrant, durable prints that'll last you through many winters of questionable living choices.
Remember, whether a t-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater, it doesn't matter how many layers you wear, you idiot, you're still in North Carolina. And it's freezing! Stay Merry with our sarcastic winter survival gear, because nothing screams "I'm a sensible person" quite like moving to a place that feels like it's trying to kill you with cold every December.
