If you've ever been to New Mexico in the winter, you know the cold is no joke. We're talkin', "move to Miami, buy a dang Parrot, and start writing crappy detective novels, because I’m over this" level cold. Santa Fe? More like Santa Freeze your ass off.
People think it’s all sunshine and desert, but if you’ve been there during a cold snap, you know the truth. Aliens didn't crash land in Roswell... they crash. landed. on. their. cold... asses. Don't be an out of touch peon who thinks they know New Mexico because they drank a margarita during Cinco de Mayo and scream, "I’m spiritual!" from the top of a sacred mountain. Show that you know what New Mexico is really about: becoming an icicle during winter.
Luckily for you, we've got you covered with this badass "I 🥶 New Mexico" clothing line. Survive the soul-crushing cold with a shirt so soft it feels like a hug from your grandma. Or throw on the hoodie equivalent of a bear hug to your torso before going out in the cold. Or buy them all. What? You want us to go broke?
All our garments are made from high-quality, 100% breathable cotton. Wear it with pride, or just to keep your nips from transforming into mini icicles. Still not convinced? Remember, they are printed with vibrant, durable inks. If you get lost in a snowstorm, at least they'll be able to spot your frozen body easier.
Show your survival skills, give others a lonesome-land warning, or just be cool. So, go on, pull on your maturity pants (over your long underwear, don't be a fool), and gallantly strut your southwestern frostbite vibes. You have our permission (and applause).
