Introducing the ultimate Nebraska winter survival guide: the "I 🥶 Nebraska" clothing line. Because who needs a weather app when your outfit says it all? This is for all you brave souls who somehow manage to survive Nebraska's winters without turning into a human popsicle. Just in case you've forgotten, Nebraska's motto is "Equality before the Law," but the weather gods clearly missed that memo because there's nothing fair about -40 degrees.
But hey, Nebraska hardy, right? That's why we've put your frosty feelings on a shirt. Whether you want to display your weird pride in surviving Nebraska's arctic blasts, or you're keen on warning unsuspecting out-of-towners about the state's next ice age, this gear's got you covered. Literally.
Our range is designed for arctic survival with 100% pure soft, breathable cotton because your nipples could cut glass in this cold. The vibrant, durable print embodies the coming together of style, comfort, and the unique ability to alienate those fair-weather phonies. Grab your “I 🥶 Nebraska” gear and wear it proudly, or should we say bravely? Or just give it as a gift to someone you mildly loathe. Either way, we make the cash, and you get to freeze your ass off in style. Remember, folks, frostbite is only skin deep. Cold humor, however, cuts to the bone. Stay chilly, Nebraska.
