Well, here we have Missouri, the "Show Me State". More aptly, it should be the "show me where the heater is" because it's freakin' cold out there. Whether you're from the urban beauty of St. Louis or the rugged hills of the Ozarks, the climate is consistently spiteful. Missouri, where your teeth chatter so much, they could pass for a one-man band.
Just how 🥶 is it? Let's say you spit and it freezes before it hits the ground - not literally, that would be horrifying. But still, it's blue-lip, can't-feel-your-toes kind of frigid. That's why you need this shirt, or better yet, hoodie. For an extra layer of mockery when winter decides to slap you with sub-zero temperatures out of the blue.
Made from premium qualities of 100% breathable cotton fabric, our designs can make you look hot even when your nipples are threatening to break through. The colorful and durable print shouts out your resilience in the face of brutal winters. And it's a total mood for every Missourian who knows what it's like to freeze their asses off.
So wear it ironically in the summers to show that you're not just another sun-loving softie, or in the winter as a badge of honor. This thing is going to keep you cozy and stylish in any season - yes, even during what seems like the endless swathe of Missourian winter. After all, we may not be able to change the weather, but we can sure laugh at it.
