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"I'm Cold in Mississippi" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I'm Cold in Mississippi" Long Sleeve Shirt

Regular price $19.99 USD
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Right, so you've braved the frosty, soul-freezing lands of Mississippi, eh? You've stared down icy mornings that could freeze coffee faster than you can say "Grand Ole Opry". Yeah, buddy, this ain't no tanning spot! It's a test of endurance, of resilience, and mostly…the effectiveness of your thermal underwear. Well, guess what? You can now commemorate your survival with our "I 🥶 Mississippi" clothing line! Alone, they speak volumes about your willpower, or just plain stubbornness. We're not sure if it's a foolish choice or devout loyalty, so we'll leave it to you to decide. But hey, if you're buying then – guess what? - Our opinion doesn't count! Our gear is crafted from superb quality material that's 100% breathable cotton – it's not going to keep you warm in the Mississippi winter, though, so don't get crazy. Unless of course, you're layering this bad boy under a parka, which might be the only smart thing to do if you're hellbent on not leaving. Everything is printed with inks that's as durable as your determination to stick it out in the freezing depths of Mississippi. Wear it as a badge of honor, or give it as a warning to people thinking about migrating south for the winter. Either way, we're saying "thank you" because we get to see dollar signs either way! So, go frosty or go home, we say!
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