Ever tried to step outside in the middle of August in Maryland? You'd need an igloo just to stop from totally freezing over! "I 🥶 Maryland" is more than just a smartass phrase, it's just about the only way to express the bone-chilling cold that can hit this place. Yet, some brave (or dumb?) souls choose to call Maryland home all winter long. Probably too frozen to move someplace sensible like Florida. But hey, if you're one of those winter-defying nutcases, show off your frost-loving pride with our clothing. Or, if you're smart enough to escape the freeze, rock our gear as a fond memento of near-death-by-hypothermia experiences or as a fair warning to unsuspecting folks who might think "maryland winter" sounds cute. We won't judge, we're just here to take your money.
These comfy pieces of survival gear are made from 100% cotton - a fabric known for its heat-retention capabilities (because you'll definitely need it). It feels as soft as a kitten and as warm as a hug from a grizzly bear (not that we'd recommend hugging a real one). And with the "I 🥶 Maryland" statement printed in tough, don't-fade-or-peel-even-if-frozen ink, you've got yourself a piece of clothing that’s just as stubborn and resilient as a Marylander in winter.
