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"I'm Cold in Kentucky" Hoodie
"I'm Cold in Kentucky" Hoodie
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If you've ever spent a winter in Kentucky, you'd understand why our "I 🥶 Kentucky" line is so relevant. Known for more than just Kentucky Fried Chicken and weird-sounding town names like Monkey's Eyebrow (yeah, that's a place), the Bluegrass State boasts some seriously frigid temps come December. Break out those frostbite stories and snuggle up to your significant other, making sure to exclaim, "At least we're not in Kentucky!" Just remember folks, the commonwealth of Kentucky gave us bourbon to cope with this madness.
But don't worry, you don't have to freeze your ass off to show your love (or shall we say, toleration) for this winter wonderland. That's where our fabulously warm "I 🥶 Kentucky" clothing comes in. Just to clarify, if you're not a fan of the bone-numbing cold this shirt is not encouraging you to freeze but rather an excellent way to express to your fellow Kentucky belongings how much you "love" being an icicle six months out of the year. It all makes sense when you think about it long enough. Of course, if you've had yourrrr bourbon filllll... *hiccup* don’t think too hard!
Crafted with a perfect blend of soft, yet durable fibers (because just soft would be way too easy), our threads will keep you snug as a bug wrapped up in a Kentucky straight bourbon barrel. But don't worry, this quality knitwear is both breathable and plush, ensuring the ideal warmth to ventilation ratio - because we all know that sweaty cold is arguably worse than frostbite.
So proudly (or not) wear your "I 🥶 Kentucky" gear and make a statement. Whether you’re a resident braving the winds of the Ohio River or a visitor who forgot to check the weather before booking that Airbnb cabin in the woods—this one's absolutely for you. All orders accompanied by a
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