If we've learned anything in this vast, wild universe of ours, it's that the universe can be a savage place - just like Arizona. Why the pioneers didn't walk out of that sand-sauna and assume the whole place was a practical joke by GPS is beyond us. A place where your flip flops can literally melt into the tarmac and high noon feels like being aggressively microwaved.
Yet here you are, surviving Arizona's summer and living to rock this rad "I 🥵 Arizona" clothing. It's a badge of honor, a testament to your grit and our stunning lack of understanding about basic human comfort. Or maybe it's a cautionary tale warning, urging folks who think Arizona's merely a Bob Ross landscape to reconsider. We're not sure; we're in the business of selling clothes and sassy commentary, not dissertations on desert living.
Either way, our clothes are buttery soft to touch and sure to keep you comfortable when you're out in the real world, bragging about your borderline superhero ability to live in Arizona. Or indoors under AC, questioning your life choices - your call. Rendered in 100% breathable cotton, they're as comfortable as a summer breeze (which Arizona residents are assumedly unfamiliar with). The heat might fade your spirit, but our vibrant, durable inks won't fade on washing. This prime piece of wearable sarcasm is the perfect, puzzling addition to your wardrobe. Because nothing says "I have a death wish " like surviving summers in Arizona.
