Well, well, Wyoming, the state that's so exciting, its most famous resident is a fictional sheriff from a Netflix show. And let's not forget it's famous for...uhh... umm...hold on, I'm sure we'll think of something. 🥺 Here we have the "I 🥺 Wyoming" line that perfectly captures the spirit and...uhh... excitement (?)... of good ol' Wyoming. Show your love, apathy, or complete misunderstanding for this state with the imploring puppy dog eyes emoji.
Honestly, it's the perfect state to use this emoji for, since you're probably pleading with your GPS to find a gas station open past 9 pm. Or maybe you're gently begging for something more interesting to look at than another damn tumbleweed. Who knows!
Now, onto the most important part - the clothes. Made from 100% quality cotton, our clothes won't abruptly leave you, unlike the people you meet in the Wyoming nightlife scene. Our fabric is breathably soft, perfect for those chilly Wyoming nights when you're sitting on your porch, begging the universe for something, anything, to happen.
The print - a vivid, durable image of your favorite bland state and an equally perplexing emoji - won't wear off, even if your patience for Wyoming's charms has. Whether you want to wear your heart on your sleeve or your neutrality on your chest, our "I 🥺 Wyoming" is just right for you. Or gift it to your friends - it's a great conversation starter. "Why the puppy eyes emoji, dude?" They'll ask, thereby saving you from the ordeal of explaining why you have feelings for Wyoming.
So, put on this clothing item and show the world that indifferent passion you feel for Wyoming. Love it, pity it, we're not here to judge, just to provide you with a little dose of sartorial sarcasm. After all, life's too short to take your
