What sort of masochist does it take to live in Oklahoma? Right, you. Nothing compares to the mix of emotions that suffuses your being when you look around this desolate, tornado-ridden, honestly kind of depressing landscape; it's a mix of resilience, pride, and a hint of "what the hell am I doing here?" that can only be summed up by the 🥺 emoji. So wear this face – your face – your Oklahoma face - with pride.
Whether it's the 'why does every road end in a cornfield' confusion or the 'I survived another tornado' relief, it's a sentiment every Okie can deeply relate to. You chose this life, my friends. Might as well wear it. Besides, no one else outside the state will understand it anyway. And honestly, isn’t that kind of the point?
Our shirt, hoodie, long sleeve, and sweater range all boast the same killer design – a tearful emoji suffering (or reveling) in the never-ending roller coaster ride that is Oklahoma life. The apparel is made from 100% high-quality, breathable cotton for your ultimate comfort. Trust us, even Oklahoma’s unpredictable weather doesn't stand a chance. After all, you've been dealing with Oklahoma’s drama; at least now you can do so in style. With our durable inks, the heartbreak emoji isn’t going anywhere (much like you in Oklahoma?). If nothing else, it’s a great conversation starter—everyone will be asking “why the sad face?” and you can just burst out laughing. Or crying. The point is, it will be fun. We promise. Maybe.
