"Dude, New Jersey. 🥺. Yup, every East Coaster knows that feeling. The sweet nostalgia of summers down the shore, drowning in pork roll egg and cheese, and receiving the questionable glances when you call a hoagie a 'sub'. But let's not forget about the hellish traffic on Parkway, or having to take a second mortgage on your home to pay for gas and tolls. It's like being in a love/hate relationship with a state that leaves you misty-eyed either way. So whichever way Jersey's got you feeling, this shirt is for you. And hey, if you're not from New Jersey and just want to mock the people who are, we're not your mom, wear what you want.
Crafted with care from 100% soft, breathable cotton - this shirt isn't only comfortable, but it's made to last. Whether you find yourself mowing the lawns of suburbia, sweating it out in the clubs on Seaside Heights, or bravely making the dreaded "left turn" at the jug handle, this shirt promises to withstand every great Garden State adventure. And hey, just like your great aunt Edna from Hoboken, our designs are loud, they're bold, and they're printed with inks that just won't quit, just like beautiful New Jersey itself."
