Introducing the "I 🥺 Nebraska" collection for folks who love Nebraska so much it honestly hurts. Did you accidentally get overly attached to her amber waves of grain or did you willingly dive into her endless cornfields of emotional damage? It doesn't matter; it's all the same out here on the prairie!
Our mirror-crackingly sorrowful emoji paired with Nebraska screams of a love so tragic and frustrating that it could birth an entire album of power ballads. So wear your heartbreak on your sleeve, chest, or wherever, because the high plains might not get you, but we do.
So, whether you're expressing your yearning for the memories of cabbage-stuffed bread rolls and tailgates, or just straight-up complaining about how highway I-80 is less exciting than a schnauzer in a coma, let this surprisingly soft, cotton homage to misplaced affection be your guide. Find solace in the fact that your public display of agony is printed with magnificent, durable inks that'll surely garner sympathy from every passerby. Trust us, 'cos that's the goal here.
Our shirts, long sleeves, hoodies, and sweaters are a testament to misplaced love, confusion, and maybe that deep-seated regret of not moving to Colorado when you had the chance. We're not judging. Nah, we're just gonna capitalize on it. Enjoy your purchase! Remember, your tears might ruin the fabric.
