Check it out - our latest offering that marries the modern language of emoji with state pride! Whether you have binoculars for eyes and tear up at the mere mention of Maryland or you're equal parts masochist and patriot, our "I 🥺 Maryland" clothing screams that you're emotionally invested in a piece of land. Because nothing says "I have complicated feelings about my home state" like a weepy face emoticon plastered across your chest.
Oh, did we mention it's hilarious? Because nothing says 'comedy gold' quite like emotional incontinence on a T-shirt. But hey, who are we to judge. You do you.
In case it matters, our clothes are made out of stuff that's good for making clothes. Soft, breathable, 100% cotton kind of good. In other words, they feel great against your skin, whether you're tearing up over a cute puppy or your latest crab cake bill. Plus, we've got killer inks that make the design pop. Cry on it, spit your Natty Boh on it, rub crab seasoning into it, it can take it.
And good news - we offer this emotionally destabilizing design on a range of clothing styles. T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, hoodies - you name it, we've slathered sadness across it. Because nothing says 'winter is coming' better than a weeping face on a warm, cozy hoodie.
So go ahead. Spend your hard-earned cash on a piece of clothing that openly declares your emotionally heightened view of Maryland. We won't judge. We'll just take your money. Loud and proud, moody and broody, or just straight-up bizarre - wear it your way. We just provide the canvas, you provide the weird.
