Welcome to the great irony that is the "I 🥺 Indiana" clothing line. Why "🥺", you ask? Well, if you've ever been in Indiana during the winter months, you too would have been pleading for mercy. It's the kind of cold that makes you wonder why you ever left the warmth of your momma's womb in the first place. Picture this: you, with your frosty tears and red-nosed face, proudly donning this shirt, hoodie, or sweater. It shouts, "I somehow survived an Indiana frostbite and all I got was this ridiculous piece of clothing." Or perhaps you're a softy who can't just get over the season finale of Stranger Things and needs a shirt that accurately displays your feelings, and coincidentally, also showcases your state pride. We're not ones to judge.
Let's not forget the cool bragging rights of suffering through Hoosierland weather – all in fabulous style, because our garments offer that perfect blend of 'Funny, it's cold but I am STILL stylish' vibe. Splashed across the front is the iconic, 🥺 face, perfectly encapsulating that Indiana is indeed not for the weak-hearted.
Made from 100% ridiculously soft, breathable cotton, our eye-catching, ego-boosting attire is designed to keep you warm, comfortable, and fiercely individual – even on the frostiest of cold Midwestern nights. The vibrant durable inks ensure your plea for mercy remains visible even under the mounds of snow you may find yourself shoveling. Wear it solo or layered to mock Mother Nature with a smirk or a shiver – that’s up to you.
So, endure with pride, seek sympathy, or simply flaunt your state love with a dash of humor and sassy irony. Your life, your shirt. We just provide the means. Seriously, are you not buying this yet?
