Isn't it ironic that California is known for its perfect weather but we're all just constantly sweating bullets over how much our rent is? Hence, the perfect emoji to encapsulate the Golden State experience - the face of desperation, the "please help me pay my rent" emoji, the 🥺. Welcome to California! Where you'll pay a small fortune to live in a tool shed, but hey, the sunsets are incredible.
Grab this clothing piece featuring your crippling anxiety and the overpriced state of California! Whether it's the ridiculous cost of living or that super cute surfer on the beach, you too can flaunt your state-induced desperation on a shirt. This stylish desperation statement speaks your truth for you. Screw therapeutic group activities, let the tee do the talking. Or use it as a coded distress signal. Your pick, rookie.
Our shirts are crafted from the softest, breathable, 100% cotton. No, we did not import it from the extremely pricey Cali, but it sure does feel good. The emojis are printed with nontoxic and durable inks, and they'll last as long as your lease in Soho. Be it a T-shirt, sweater, long sleeve or hoodie, the despair fits all. Happy renting, hipsters!
