Welcome to the Pacific Northwest, the land of coffee, grunge, tech kings, and most importantly, torrential downpours that make you question your life choices. Still wondering why we made the emoji for this shirt the 😰 (anxious face with sweat emoji) for Washington State? Haven't stepped out of your sleek apartment in Seattle and wondered if you might need a personal flotation device come November? You will.
Introducing our "I 😰 Washington" clothing line! A subtle warning (or is it a boast?) for anyone crazy enough to willingly accept the state of constant dampness that Mother Nature uses to keep this state so damn green. We promise it's more than just a fashion statement; it's a survival badge.
Our shirts/hoodies (we don't discriminate) are made with 100% soft, breathable cotton ready to absorb any downpours, or tears from the cloud-induced sadness, you may encounter. They're decked out in vibrant, long-lasting prints guaranteed to pop even under the greyest Washington skies. Because even if the sun refuses to shine, your humor sure as hell can.
So whether you're strutting the needle-infested streets of East Hastings or hibernating at home while Netflix convincingly asks if you're "still watching," make sure to do it in style. The "I 😰 Washington" line: Perfect for people who want to wear their feelings about unnatural amounts of precipitation on their chest and not just on their faces. Because dammit, we're not made of sugar but we sure as hell can dissolve in Washington rain.
