Alright, so you thought, "I love history, America’s oldest colony - Virginia, sounds like the right place to be." Then you checked the summer weather forecast. Damn it, man! Why does it have to be so humid? It's like all the Atlantic Ocean decided to take a stroll up town to chill in the Virginia sun. Now you're just sweating buckets, regretting every life decision that led you here. Been there, felt that. Literally.
And here we are, giving you another chance to sweat it out with more style this time. Cause, why not? Embrace the sweaty lifestyle of Virginia with our “I 😰 Virginia” clothing line. A cheeky little number that'll turn heads and start conversations. Anywhere you go, whatever you do, just remember our motto, "Sweat is the new black."
Sweat it out in an ultra-comfortable piece of attire, made from premium 100% cotton that's so soft, it's like being hugged by a puffy cloud (A non-humid one, we promise!). Hold your head high and walk with a swagger, while others just moan about the humidity. Let the colors pop with our long-lasting, high-definition prints. Even better, it's perfectly versatile - whether it's a T-shirt for summer cookouts, a long sleeve for slightly chilly nights, a sweater for when the winter hits, or a hoodie to protect your hair from rain AND frizz, choose your pick!
Hey, you're in Virginia; Everyone's a little moist, right? Sweat, survive, repeat! Remember, a sweaty body is a sexy body. You might as well look good doing it! Welcome to Virginia, my sweaty friend. This is home!
