Do you ever get stuck waking up in the morning, staring into the empty void of your extremely average closet and thinking, "How the hell do I express my torment of living in Utah with my wardrobe?" Well, buddy, have we got something for you. Our new "I 😰 Utah" line is perfect for anyone who's dealt with the terrifying turbulence of Utah's wild weather. Yeah, it's all fun and games in Salt Lake City until you realize you've peed yourself because you've hit one too many potholes. Or, for those of you who are trying to white knuckle it through the winter in the middle of nowhere, this is your badge of honor. Show everyone that despite the chills down your spine and the frostbite in your toes, you're as tough as Utah steel.
These bad boys are made out of 100% soft, breathable cotton, guaranteed to keep you comfortable whether you're sailing on the Salt Lake or trekking up the Wasatch Range. Each design is lovingly screen printed with the most endurable inks, which are about as stubborn as your resistance to leaving Utah to move to somewhere less dramatically climatic. It's available in t-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, and sweater form, because mother nature can't make up her damn mind and you need options for each of her temper tantrums.
So grab yours today, either to celebrate your masochistic love affair with Utah or as a not so subtle hint to your friends that maybe moving to San Diego wouldn't be such a terrible idea after all. Besides, we get to line our pockets with your woes either way. God bless capitalism.
