So, you say you 😰 South Carolina. We get it. South Carolina, the state where 90% humidity is the norm and mosquitos are considered the state bird. Somehow, the natives manage to wear pastel shorts and flip flops without melting into puddles of Southern charm. This shirt is for you brave souls who have faced the mean streets of Myrtle Beach or grumbled about the traffic on the Charleston bridge, all while mopping sweat from your brow. Or maybe you just vacationed there once and quickly realized you never want to return to that sauna-like state.
Whatever the case, we have you covered with this shirt that says it all without you having to utter a word. Snag it as a reminder of the horror, or give it as a gift to a friend who's thinking about moving down South - a fair and comedic warning.
Our shirts, whether they're short sleeve, long sleeve, or in hoodie form (because we're not sure why you'd want to layer up in SC's heat, but to each his own), are crafted from super soft, 100% breathable cotton. Ideal for those dog days on the front porch inventing new swear words for the heat. For the sweatier folks, we promise our high-quality ink won't fade, even if you're producing enough perspiration to water a cactus. So tell the world you survived South Carolina, or at least, you tried. We're not judging, we're just here for the laughs and the cash.
